why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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pussy enough said

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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