How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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