What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Diana and victoria

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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The economy.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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A black guy gets arrested...

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Why? Because racecar.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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