Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Knock knock, come in.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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