Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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