Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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9/11

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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clamidia

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I'm funny.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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