Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Politics.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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