- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

Gay rights

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

your mom

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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