What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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YOLO

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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