- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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