Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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