- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

Your eye color is very unique.

Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

Arrow to the Knee

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

a. why? b. because I wanted

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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