there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Anti Joke

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