how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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pussy enough said

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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