wanna hear a joke? no

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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