Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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