- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

knock knock. no one's home..

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

Poop.

Womens rights

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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