There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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