Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Gay rights

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69.... is a number

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black

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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