Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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9/11

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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