- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

Diana and victoria

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

Women's Rights

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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