What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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thumbs up!

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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