Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

A baby seal walks into a club...

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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