- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

what is white and red all over? a ginger

who farted i did :]

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

minorities

Your eye color is very unique.

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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