What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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The Mets win the World Series

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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A black man without problems.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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thumbs up!

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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minorities

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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