What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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69.... is a number

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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