Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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69.... is a number

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Guess what? SHADAP

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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