What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Womens Basketball.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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I'm funny.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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clamidia

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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