I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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A black person in the NHL

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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what color is blue? green

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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hi im paul!

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