Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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666

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Popsicles

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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theres a fat guy

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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