What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Hey, you have small hands.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Anti Joke

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