how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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The AIDS patient was gay

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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