why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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The joke below me is retarded

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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