where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Anti Joke

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