a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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