- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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