How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Women's Rights

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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45.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Anti Joke

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