Womens Basketball.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Knock knock

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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