Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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theres a fat guy

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Penis.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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