A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Hi my name is Bob

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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black

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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A black man without problems.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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