What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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