The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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French people.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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My nipple is bleeding

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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