why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Your mom.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

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