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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

minorities

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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