- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

A black man without problems.

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