Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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The joke below me is retarded

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Laura Pratz..

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What's 1+1? 4.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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