why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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i have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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black

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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