A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

a man walks into a bar and dies

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

Womens Basketball.

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

A baby seal walks into a club...

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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