Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Knock knock

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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i have cancer

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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anti-joke teehee

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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thumbs up!

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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