Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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pussy enough said

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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