- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

Whats 9 + 10 19

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

Your eye color is very unique.

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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