Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Christians

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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BUT HWY?

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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