How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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You're on fire.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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The economy.

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Wumbo

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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