Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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9/11

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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