- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

The NBA lockout

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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