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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

Your momma's so fat...

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

This comment is anti to jokes.

clamidia

BUT HWY?

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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