Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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acuna

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Runescape.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Swag.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Miscarriages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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