Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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lebron

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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You.

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