- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks around a bar.

I went to the store and I fell

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

live or die you decide to late time to die

Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

America Votes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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