knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Your momma's so fat...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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lebron

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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