How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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what is not funny? This joke.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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