Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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