What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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America Votes

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Chikin nuggets

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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