Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Women's rights.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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