A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Good to see you today!

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Religion

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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The Holocaust

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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