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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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