- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

Knock, Knock. Come in.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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