What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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what the hell happened to your face

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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