what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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my bubbles!

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GONNA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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