Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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