how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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America Votes

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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