What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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womens sports...

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Wumbo

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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