*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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