Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Women's Rights

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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You.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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