A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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I've got a boner

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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