Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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