A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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make me a sandwich!

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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a Jew had a small nose

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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i was molested.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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