whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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I've got a boner

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make me a sandwich!

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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