What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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