Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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What?

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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