What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Dylan Eichas

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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am i invited to party? no

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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