Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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