What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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japan4.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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whats forever alone me

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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