John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Caitlyn.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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