how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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poop.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Caitlyn.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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