George Bush.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Womens rights

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Anti Joke

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