Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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