What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Sarah Palin

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Sonic

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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